Halloween Story – A Scary Story
Campground Security Dateline: Boonieville, Arkansas October 27, 2010 Shark Attacks Ozark Mountain Couple in their Motorhome A 600 pound Great White shark burst through the unsecured doors of an Arkansas couples’ motorhome at 2:30 AM Tuesday morning at the Red Sea Campgrounds on the shores of the Alabama coast line. The hungry shark devoured a large bowl of macaroni and cheese and three half eaten bologna sandwiches that were left out on the dinette table. The couples noisy yippy yappy miniature dachshund put up a good fight, as he was apparently mistaken for a walking frankfurter as traces of mustard and catsup were found inside and outside the motorhome as he made his escape. The shark was obviously startled and made a hasty retreat when the wife emerged from the rear bedroom wearing her night make up and a head full of metal hair rollers. Moral: Always ensure that your RV is locked and properly secured when you retire for the night so you don’t have scary dreams too. Share your scary campground nightmares at email@example.com.
Happy Halloween from the spooky staff at Safe-T-Plus.